You see, as a designer I have are a very particular set of skills.
Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that can lead me to help people achieving their life dreams and goals, or to fix their power point presentations.
So I’ve come up with 3 specific superpowers, lifehacks, perks, however you want to call it, that I’m using on a daily basis to live a better and fulfilling life.
So, here they are.
1. TINDER PROFILE PICS OPTIMIZATION
Or how to make everyone think you are cool and interesting
Like everyone, looking cool on my social media profiles is my top priority. All this time I was focusing my whole attention and effort on perfecting my photomontage skills to compose better campaigns ads. Oh, little did I know then… Turns out, now I can help people obtain the validation they need by getting them more likes, hearts, followers and obviously, more swipes right with the right photo editing.
CTA: Wanna whiten your teeth? Wanna clean your skin? Wanna look amazing in your photos so that asian chick finally notice you and likes you back because she thinks you are a fun and interesting guy? dude, it’s time you get the likes you deserve.
TRIP TO DISNEY FOR YOUR KID
Or how to travel anywhere in the world without ever getting on a plane
So, you know kids have almost no memory of their early months, right?
Well, picture this:
“Dad, how come we never went to Disneyla…”
You shush your kid’s little mouth with one hand while putting out your phone with the other, you now show him that long time ago taken photo. Yes, is he cuddling in Mickey’s arms with that Castle in the back.
“WH-WHOOOOOT? Bu-but how come I don’t remember?”
“Oh, you were just too little at that time…”
Damn right he was.
CTA: Russia 2018, Egypt pyramids, Disneyland with your kid. If you don’t have the money for any of those trips. Leave it to me! Just send me the photos and I’ll make sure you were there.
FREE STOCK PHOTOS FOR POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS
Or how to get stock photos for meme creation purposes
Now, this has been a life changing skill I have developed. It was more like a must in my case because… you know, who buys stock photos for memes? What I realized eventually is I practiced that not only for memes to my whatsapp groups, but also for my presentations or any other image composition as well.
CTA: Is your Power Point presentation lame?(duh) Dude, what you really need is good stock photos. WHAT?! they have that big watermark all over it? well, you got it!
Disclaimer: These acts bears no relation with what me or any graphic designer really do. Well. You know, probably.
Now forget about your life and check out this cute photoshop work with cookie pups:
